The Love Police Arrests Valentine Criminals

Lynchburg, VA, February 13, 2009 --(PR.com)-- If you didn't get the Valentine you were expecting, go directly to LovePolice dot com.

At LovePolice.com you can email a Citation to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or significant other, for forgetting your Valentine, for not calling, or for any one of 170 different Love Crimes listed in the Violations menu. The Offender may respond with a plea of Guilty, Guilty with Explanation, Diminished Capacity, or Insanity. They will also be offered the opportunity to post bail with a gift of flowers, or perform any other recommended penance.

If the Offender pleads Not Guilty to your Citation, you can take your case to Love Court. Both plaintiff and defendant can offer testimony and evidence, and submit their case to a jury of their peers. Guilty Offenders can then be incarcerated in CyberJail with stipulated conditions for their release or parole. The Love Police also has a Missing Persons and Most Wanted department where you can search for that special "Person of Interest." For the relationship-challenged Headquarters provides Relationship Rules and Life Lessons.

The Love Police is a cool way to arrest the attention of anyone in your life. Any visitor with a good sense of humor can join the Love Police Force. Good Cop or Bad Cop, you’ll have fun and LOL at LovePolice dot com. 10-4, Over ‘n Out.

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