Outskirts Press Announces the Never Pals, the Latest Humorous Book from Ocala, FL Author Rocky Kuznik
Ocala, FL, February 23, 2009 --(PR.com)-- Outskirts Press, Inc. has published The Never Pals by Rocky Kuznik, which is the author's most recent book to date. The 5.5 x 8.5 paperback in the Humorous category is available worldwide on book retailer websites such as Amazon and Barnes & Noble for a suggested retail price of $15.95. The Never Pals is also available in its 5.5 x 8.5 hardback w/ jacket edition for $24.95. The webpage at www.outskirtspress.com/NeverPals was launched simultaneously with the book's publication.
About the Book (Excerpts & Info)
Frenchy Mandril, considered Frank Bingham as his best salesman and top producer. Many times throughout their many years together, Frenchy would still be held spellbound and amazed by Frank’s natural ability to close deals when certain customers were just in shopping and not prepared to buy anything. On many occasions he would step out to the curb of his lot and yell across the busy boulevard to his competitors…..” I wish I had a hundred and twenty Frankie’s working for me! I’d sell out every hour…..!”
Frank Bingham being in his early forties, held contrary views and opinions of his boss. This was evidenced by most of their senseless conversations, where his ending thoughts would be something similar in effect to----“Why did his parents choose to drop that perfected moron and afford him breathing space on this planet?”…..!”
January Thornton, also single for years and about Frank’s age, lived next door. This however did very little to develop any facet of their relationship for more than twelve years. In plain talk, they had nothing in common except a hedge line dividing the properties and the like kind of people they individually worked for or others they held in short term friendships. In addition, there was this wayward thinking on their part that kept both of them mired in their individual and dysfunctional circumstances.
Jan was and has been employed by a national hotel chain for a number of years, at one of it’s northern Ohio locations. Here he was it’s head chef and restaurant manager. His director was a W.Wenchman, for whom Jan had less then a finger tip of respect. This was brought about by most of their so called business conversations, which were of the off the wall variety and applicable to very little. Whenever W.W. summoned him to his office it always was verbal launch time, directed toward Jan. ----After knocking lightly and slowly opening the door, he said. “I’m here boss, is it okay for me to come in?”-----“Now what the hell do you think Thornton? Like maybe I should come out there? Another thing! I was getting tired of holding my breath waiting for your appearance!” (“Dam! I should have waited another five minutes and then no more Wenchman.”) Thought Jan.
Will a two week vacation to Florida bring about change to their stale lifestyles and personal relationships? Some reading of their exploits may find them a bit humorous or even hilarious. But the main characters seem to accept them as a matter of fact occurrences.
Deftly constructed at 479 pages, The Never Pals is being aggressively promoted to appropriate markets with a focus on the Humorous category. With U.S. wholesale distribution through Ingram and Baker & Taylor, and pervasive online availability through Amazon, Barnes & Noble and elsewhere, The Never Pals meets consumer demand through both retail and library markets with a suggested retail price of $15.95 and $24.95, respectively.
Additionally, The Never Pals can be ordered by retailers or wholesalers for the maximum trade discount price set by the author in quantities of ten or more from the Outskirts Press wholesale online bookstore at www.outskirtspress.com/buybooks
ISBN: 9781432703035
Format: 5.5 x 8.5 paperback
SRP: $15.95
ISBN: 9781432704018
Format: 5.5 x 8.5 hardback w/ jacket
SRP: $24.95
For more information or to contact the author, visit www.outskirtspress.com/NeverPals
About the Author
Rocky Kuznik, is a nationally published, short story writer. The most recent work, “ The Rosenberg Apartment” appeared in the 2005 March issue of : True Story Magazine. Since then and before a numerous series of short stories which have been printed in booklet form.
About Outskirts Press, Inc.
Outskirts Press offers full-service, custom self-publishing services for authors seeking a cost-effective, fast, and flexible way to publish and distribute their books while retaining all their rights and full creative control. Available globally at www.outskirtspress.com and located on the outskirts of Denver, Colorado, Outskirts Press, Inc. represents the future of book publishing, today.
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http://outskirtspress.com 1-888-OP-BOOKS
About the Book (Excerpts & Info)
Frenchy Mandril, considered Frank Bingham as his best salesman and top producer. Many times throughout their many years together, Frenchy would still be held spellbound and amazed by Frank’s natural ability to close deals when certain customers were just in shopping and not prepared to buy anything. On many occasions he would step out to the curb of his lot and yell across the busy boulevard to his competitors…..” I wish I had a hundred and twenty Frankie’s working for me! I’d sell out every hour…..!”
Frank Bingham being in his early forties, held contrary views and opinions of his boss. This was evidenced by most of their senseless conversations, where his ending thoughts would be something similar in effect to----“Why did his parents choose to drop that perfected moron and afford him breathing space on this planet?”…..!”
January Thornton, also single for years and about Frank’s age, lived next door. This however did very little to develop any facet of their relationship for more than twelve years. In plain talk, they had nothing in common except a hedge line dividing the properties and the like kind of people they individually worked for or others they held in short term friendships. In addition, there was this wayward thinking on their part that kept both of them mired in their individual and dysfunctional circumstances.
Jan was and has been employed by a national hotel chain for a number of years, at one of it’s northern Ohio locations. Here he was it’s head chef and restaurant manager. His director was a W.Wenchman, for whom Jan had less then a finger tip of respect. This was brought about by most of their so called business conversations, which were of the off the wall variety and applicable to very little. Whenever W.W. summoned him to his office it always was verbal launch time, directed toward Jan. ----After knocking lightly and slowly opening the door, he said. “I’m here boss, is it okay for me to come in?”-----“Now what the hell do you think Thornton? Like maybe I should come out there? Another thing! I was getting tired of holding my breath waiting for your appearance!” (“Dam! I should have waited another five minutes and then no more Wenchman.”) Thought Jan.
Will a two week vacation to Florida bring about change to their stale lifestyles and personal relationships? Some reading of their exploits may find them a bit humorous or even hilarious. But the main characters seem to accept them as a matter of fact occurrences.
Deftly constructed at 479 pages, The Never Pals is being aggressively promoted to appropriate markets with a focus on the Humorous category. With U.S. wholesale distribution through Ingram and Baker & Taylor, and pervasive online availability through Amazon, Barnes & Noble and elsewhere, The Never Pals meets consumer demand through both retail and library markets with a suggested retail price of $15.95 and $24.95, respectively.
Additionally, The Never Pals can be ordered by retailers or wholesalers for the maximum trade discount price set by the author in quantities of ten or more from the Outskirts Press wholesale online bookstore at www.outskirtspress.com/buybooks
ISBN: 9781432703035
Format: 5.5 x 8.5 paperback
SRP: $15.95
ISBN: 9781432704018
Format: 5.5 x 8.5 hardback w/ jacket
SRP: $24.95
For more information or to contact the author, visit www.outskirtspress.com/NeverPals
About the Author
Rocky Kuznik, is a nationally published, short story writer. The most recent work, “ The Rosenberg Apartment” appeared in the 2005 March issue of : True Story Magazine. Since then and before a numerous series of short stories which have been printed in booklet form.
About Outskirts Press, Inc.
Outskirts Press offers full-service, custom self-publishing services for authors seeking a cost-effective, fast, and flexible way to publish and distribute their books while retaining all their rights and full creative control. Available globally at www.outskirtspress.com and located on the outskirts of Denver, Colorado, Outskirts Press, Inc. represents the future of book publishing, today.
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Outskirts Press, Inc., 10940 S. Parker Rd - 515, Parker, Colorado 80134
http://outskirtspress.com 1-888-OP-BOOKS
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