Self-Cremation Kit™ Sets Fire to Death Care Industry

Bomont, WV, March 21, 2009 --(PR.com)-- Available immediately at www.drsnippet.com, the Dr. Snippet™ Self-Cremation Kit™. This new kit, fresh from the makers of the Home Vasectomy Kit™ and the All-In-One Wedding Kit™, is poised to set fire to the death care industry. In the present economy, consumers are price sensitive and looking for bargains in all areas of life - and death. For the low price of $24.95, the Self-Cremation Kit™ offers a compelling alternative to the exorbitant fees charged by traditional practitioners in the death care industry.

Contained in one easy-to-use kit is Dr. Snippet’s answer to the age old question of how to wrap up one’s affairs with dignity and at a pre-determined time. The kit is stocked with all the items necessary to perform a self-cremation: pre-printed last will and testament, ultra-concentrated Conflagration™ cremation fluid, Incinerator™ matchstick, broom, ash scoop, and proprietary preservation jar tastefully adorned with gold lid. Kit recipients are also provided with detailed, step-by-step instructions on how to perform a safe and effective cremation while minimizing damage to surrounding areas.

The Self-Cremation Kit™ is available immediately and shipping in quantities prior to April 1, 2009. Please remember that the Dr. Snippet™ Self-Cremation Kit™ is a novelty item intended for entertainment purposes only. Dr. Snippet, LLC is not responsible for any other use of this product.

Dr. Snippet™, Self-Cremation Kit™, Home Vasectomy Kit™, and All-In-One Wedding Kit™ are trademarks of Dr. Snippet, LLC.

About Dr. Snippet, LLC:
We are a novelty gifts company producing unusual novelties suitable for any audience with a sense of humor!

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