Zoombots - Edgy Gifts that Sting and Burn - Without the Rash
Put the fun back in gift giving at Zoombots.com. Why not create true espirit de corps at work with self-gratifying gifts?
High Point, NC, November 09, 2006 --(PR.com)-- Zoombots.com is rolling out their viciously snide gift packages guaranteed to deflate the most pompous egos. Featuring gifts to help every individual give a marginally tastefully gift package to the deserving people in their lives, Zoombots.com enables visitors to send a zinger or give someone the finger in edgy style. The company specializes in gifts for those who irritate and repulse and has just the right packaget to send the right message…however ugly.
From packages containing memory loss games and “Eat Me” sour candy for your sourpuss boss to specialized packages for your office brownnoser, whiner and slacker — Zoombots.com seems to have covered all the bases concerning work place woes. Zoombots.com also provides gifts for closer interpersonal relationships. Featuring gift packages for both men and women, Zoombots.com has left no stone unturned and provides just the right gift for almost every seeming situation. Zoombots encourages customers to “Embrace your inner rat” and send one of their unique gifts.
Packages are tastefully gift boxed and contain a card, which appropriately introduces the gift. In addition, all of their gifts are accompanied by an appropriate message expressing heartfelt sentiments whether they are venomous, lustful or congratulatory. Customers choose their rat level.
Zoombots.com is a fun-filled website complete with a tongue-in-cheek disclaimer featured at the bottom of the page: “WARNING: Contents herein are not politically correct and may offend those who are overly opinionated. Website is intended to amuse and offer sarcasm where required by law. Side effects may include anger abatement, attitude adjustment, and stress management. Not to be taken seriously by those suffering from depression, heart conditions, weight-loss desires, self-imposed hysteria or other maladies.”
Zoombots was established in 2002 and continues to provide the perfect gift for people who have been upgraded from “fly in the ointment” to “thorn in the side.” Considered yourself warned.
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From packages containing memory loss games and “Eat Me” sour candy for your sourpuss boss to specialized packages for your office brownnoser, whiner and slacker — Zoombots.com seems to have covered all the bases concerning work place woes. Zoombots.com also provides gifts for closer interpersonal relationships. Featuring gift packages for both men and women, Zoombots.com has left no stone unturned and provides just the right gift for almost every seeming situation. Zoombots encourages customers to “Embrace your inner rat” and send one of their unique gifts.
Packages are tastefully gift boxed and contain a card, which appropriately introduces the gift. In addition, all of their gifts are accompanied by an appropriate message expressing heartfelt sentiments whether they are venomous, lustful or congratulatory. Customers choose their rat level.
Zoombots.com is a fun-filled website complete with a tongue-in-cheek disclaimer featured at the bottom of the page: “WARNING: Contents herein are not politically correct and may offend those who are overly opinionated. Website is intended to amuse and offer sarcasm where required by law. Side effects may include anger abatement, attitude adjustment, and stress management. Not to be taken seriously by those suffering from depression, heart conditions, weight-loss desires, self-imposed hysteria or other maladies.”
Zoombots was established in 2002 and continues to provide the perfect gift for people who have been upgraded from “fly in the ointment” to “thorn in the side.” Considered yourself warned.
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Kayla Ann
800-358-5864
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800-358-5864
www.zoombots.com
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