Artemis Agency Debut Brings Humorous Mystery Romp in Do No Evil, Published by Outskirts Press
Hamlin, NY, May 13, 2010 --(PR.com)-- Ashley L. Goltermann and Kymberly Goltermann today announced the release of their quick-witted tale of two quirky women sleuths, Do No Evil, An Artemis Agency Novel, published by Outskirts Press. Their two unlikely detective heroines follow an increasingly long trail of bodies as they inadvertently become embroiled in a case of scandal and conspiracy which has long haunted their small New York town.
Phineas and her sister Phoebe Nobul decide to unite their forces and start each of their lives over again as founders of a detective agency after they are reunited in the small New York town in which they grew up.
Phineas has unexpectedly found herself broken hearted, nearly penniless and unemployed after being one of the most successful defense attorneys in Los Angeles. Her older sister Phoebe finds herself dumped on her wedding day. After a steady flow of wine one night Phoebe is convinced by Phineas to give up her career in publishing and launch off into the enticing world of sleuthing with her sister.
No sooner is their agency open for business than a corpse arrives on their doorstep. Intrigued, but also terrified, the two sisters begin their humorous adventures pulling the strings of a long buried scandal in the small town while they track down a particularly persistent and prolific killer. Along the way they run into an eccentric and trigger happy grandmother, a basset hound with an attitude, a hunky, but overly protective veterinarian, and one mysterious cop known as Officer Yummy.
Do No Evil is a wittily told tale that provides readers with an entertaining twist from the conventional mystery and detective game.
The book is available on-line in paperback through Amazon and Barnes and Noble and at www.outskirtspress.com/buybooks for a maximum trade discount in quantities of ten or more.
ISBN: 978-1-4327-5150-0 Format: 6 x 9 paperback SRP: $15.95
Genre: Fiction/mystery and detective/women sleuths/humorous
About the authors:
Kymberly Goltermann lives in a lingerie storage unit on the outskirts of a small town that shall remain nameless due to witness protection security. Her current career is also classified information, but her hobbies involve re-enacting the Gore vs. Bush Supreme Court case and dancing naked under a full moon. While this is her first piece of literature composed on paper, her other works can be found written on the wall of her shower, where she does her best plotting.
Ashley L. Goltermann currently lives in the basement of a snow globe factory on Route 66 – according to her CIA file. For work, she shaves alpacas and she breakdances. In her spare time she enjoys hunting for quail with Dick Cheney and nude underwater hang gliding off the coast of Utah. She spends most weekends contemplating new and exciting ways to kill people. For her, the more mess, the better. She is currently working on her next book by shaving the words onto her cat.
Either sister can be reached by e-mail at artemis.agency@gmail.com.
For more information or to contact the authors, also visit www.outskirtspress.com/donoevil.
About Outskirts Press, Inc,: Outskirts Press, Inc. offers full-service, custom self-publishing and book marketing services for authors seeking a cost-effective, fast, and flexible way to publish and distribute their books worldwide while retaining all their rights and full creative control. Available for authors globally at www.outskirtspress.com and located on the outskirts of Denver, Colorado, Outskirts Press represents the future of book publishing, today.
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Phineas and her sister Phoebe Nobul decide to unite their forces and start each of their lives over again as founders of a detective agency after they are reunited in the small New York town in which they grew up.
Phineas has unexpectedly found herself broken hearted, nearly penniless and unemployed after being one of the most successful defense attorneys in Los Angeles. Her older sister Phoebe finds herself dumped on her wedding day. After a steady flow of wine one night Phoebe is convinced by Phineas to give up her career in publishing and launch off into the enticing world of sleuthing with her sister.
No sooner is their agency open for business than a corpse arrives on their doorstep. Intrigued, but also terrified, the two sisters begin their humorous adventures pulling the strings of a long buried scandal in the small town while they track down a particularly persistent and prolific killer. Along the way they run into an eccentric and trigger happy grandmother, a basset hound with an attitude, a hunky, but overly protective veterinarian, and one mysterious cop known as Officer Yummy.
Do No Evil is a wittily told tale that provides readers with an entertaining twist from the conventional mystery and detective game.
The book is available on-line in paperback through Amazon and Barnes and Noble and at www.outskirtspress.com/buybooks for a maximum trade discount in quantities of ten or more.
ISBN: 978-1-4327-5150-0 Format: 6 x 9 paperback SRP: $15.95
Genre: Fiction/mystery and detective/women sleuths/humorous
About the authors:
Kymberly Goltermann lives in a lingerie storage unit on the outskirts of a small town that shall remain nameless due to witness protection security. Her current career is also classified information, but her hobbies involve re-enacting the Gore vs. Bush Supreme Court case and dancing naked under a full moon. While this is her first piece of literature composed on paper, her other works can be found written on the wall of her shower, where she does her best plotting.
Ashley L. Goltermann currently lives in the basement of a snow globe factory on Route 66 – according to her CIA file. For work, she shaves alpacas and she breakdances. In her spare time she enjoys hunting for quail with Dick Cheney and nude underwater hang gliding off the coast of Utah. She spends most weekends contemplating new and exciting ways to kill people. For her, the more mess, the better. She is currently working on her next book by shaving the words onto her cat.
Either sister can be reached by e-mail at artemis.agency@gmail.com.
For more information or to contact the authors, also visit www.outskirtspress.com/donoevil.
About Outskirts Press, Inc,: Outskirts Press, Inc. offers full-service, custom self-publishing and book marketing services for authors seeking a cost-effective, fast, and flexible way to publish and distribute their books worldwide while retaining all their rights and full creative control. Available for authors globally at www.outskirtspress.com and located on the outskirts of Denver, Colorado, Outskirts Press represents the future of book publishing, today.
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Outskirts Press, Inc., 10940 S. Parker Rd. - 515, Parker, Colorado 80134
http://outskirtspress.com 1-888-OP-BOOKS
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