Indie Author Patrick Brown Releases New Hilarious Celebrity Tell All - "Tossed Off the Edge"
Indie author Patrick Brown is pleased to announce the release of his second book "Tossed Off the Edge," a clever and hilarious sendup of the celebrity tell-all genre.
Covina, CA, September 17, 2014 --(PR.com)-- The soap opera known as The Edge of Conflict has been keeping viewers tuned in every afternoon since 1970. The show was centered on the exploits and troubles of the very rich Knight Family of Hillvale. At the heart of this long-running drama is Regina, played by soap diva Sheila Wozniak, who grew from troubled teen to matriarch over the decades. Wozniak has won many awards, and once had an enormous fan base.
However, as times have changed and soap opera audiences have dwindled, Wozniak found that her influence with the network and the international soap company Poplar & Grindle had waned just like her fan base. Refusing to change along with the show’s producers, she finds that she has been fired. There will be no more Regina, and to make her understand that they no longer want her, her televised funeral turns out to be an on-air cremation. There was no way for her to escape the flames.
With very little acting experience outside of her four-decade role, Sheila Wozniak is unsure what to do next until a publishing house comes calling and asks her to write her memoirs. She is a drinker not a writer; so she hires her favorite former head writer from The Edge of Conflict to ghost write her autobiography.
The fun ensues almost immediately as Ms. Wozniak, ever the dramatic diva, goes into detail about her past. Due to the many years of playing the same character and being a fan of TV herself, she tells her story, leaving the reader entertained but wondering if she really was married to a successful Madison Avenue advertising agent (Bewitched) followed by a marriage to a successful California architect with three sons (The Brady Bunch) or went on a spiritual pilgrimage to Puerto Rico (The Flying Nun). From the book: "Regina Knight Harrison Donavan Taylor Donavan McDonald McDonald Woodward Merriweather Todd’s funeral was held on channel seven at 1:00 p.m. local time in every time zone across the country. If you had ever watched daytime TV between 1970 until her demise, you couldn’t have missed her. She was blond and dramatic, and she had been shot, paralyzed, kidnapped, raped and tortured numerous times. On her better days, she had given or received a number of internal organs, suffered heart attacks and endured a radical mastectomy… In spite of all the difficulties, Regina maintained a strong faith in the power of love. She was a one-man woman in spite of having been married nine times to seven different husbands who got younger and younger as Regina aged."
For readers who thrive on an actor’s conflicts with ungrateful children, they won’t be disappointed since Miss Wozniak is under the impression that Mommie Dearest was intended to be a guide to raising children.
"Tossed Off the Edge" is available in both print and ebook formats.
Book Information:
Tossed Off the Edge
Patrick Brown
Published: August 2014
ISBN: 978-1495359873
ASIN: B00N43OHFE
Pages: 196
Genre: Fiction/Humor
About the Author:
Patrick Brown skewered the religious right in his first book “Moral Ambiguity” and he continues to laugh with (and at) the world around him. “Tossed Off the Edge” is his second “faux biography,” as he calls them, and his subject is a beloved soap star who’s just been fired from her show after 40 years.
Trained as a musician, Brown was born into a family of storytellers, and he comes by this talent naturally. He discovered his love of writing at an early age, starting with his first creative writing class at the age of nine. He also has a great sense of humor, and has appeared on stage as a standup comedian in the Los Angeles area, including the world-famous Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. “When it comes to writing stories, I love to make things up, and I love to make people laugh,” he says. “There is so much going on in the world today, and if we can pause for a few moments to find the humor—there is humor everywhere—our days are so much better. We deserve a great laugh!”
For more information, review copies, or interviews please contact the author at:
Patrick Brown
Email: pbrown8745@gmail.com
Website: http://writtenbypatrickbrown.com/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/onemorethingtoread
TWitter: https://twitter.com/patrickwrote
However, as times have changed and soap opera audiences have dwindled, Wozniak found that her influence with the network and the international soap company Poplar & Grindle had waned just like her fan base. Refusing to change along with the show’s producers, she finds that she has been fired. There will be no more Regina, and to make her understand that they no longer want her, her televised funeral turns out to be an on-air cremation. There was no way for her to escape the flames.
With very little acting experience outside of her four-decade role, Sheila Wozniak is unsure what to do next until a publishing house comes calling and asks her to write her memoirs. She is a drinker not a writer; so she hires her favorite former head writer from The Edge of Conflict to ghost write her autobiography.
The fun ensues almost immediately as Ms. Wozniak, ever the dramatic diva, goes into detail about her past. Due to the many years of playing the same character and being a fan of TV herself, she tells her story, leaving the reader entertained but wondering if she really was married to a successful Madison Avenue advertising agent (Bewitched) followed by a marriage to a successful California architect with three sons (The Brady Bunch) or went on a spiritual pilgrimage to Puerto Rico (The Flying Nun). From the book: "Regina Knight Harrison Donavan Taylor Donavan McDonald McDonald Woodward Merriweather Todd’s funeral was held on channel seven at 1:00 p.m. local time in every time zone across the country. If you had ever watched daytime TV between 1970 until her demise, you couldn’t have missed her. She was blond and dramatic, and she had been shot, paralyzed, kidnapped, raped and tortured numerous times. On her better days, she had given or received a number of internal organs, suffered heart attacks and endured a radical mastectomy… In spite of all the difficulties, Regina maintained a strong faith in the power of love. She was a one-man woman in spite of having been married nine times to seven different husbands who got younger and younger as Regina aged."
For readers who thrive on an actor’s conflicts with ungrateful children, they won’t be disappointed since Miss Wozniak is under the impression that Mommie Dearest was intended to be a guide to raising children.
"Tossed Off the Edge" is available in both print and ebook formats.
Book Information:
Tossed Off the Edge
Patrick Brown
Published: August 2014
ISBN: 978-1495359873
ASIN: B00N43OHFE
Pages: 196
Genre: Fiction/Humor
About the Author:
Patrick Brown skewered the religious right in his first book “Moral Ambiguity” and he continues to laugh with (and at) the world around him. “Tossed Off the Edge” is his second “faux biography,” as he calls them, and his subject is a beloved soap star who’s just been fired from her show after 40 years.
Trained as a musician, Brown was born into a family of storytellers, and he comes by this talent naturally. He discovered his love of writing at an early age, starting with his first creative writing class at the age of nine. He also has a great sense of humor, and has appeared on stage as a standup comedian in the Los Angeles area, including the world-famous Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. “When it comes to writing stories, I love to make things up, and I love to make people laugh,” he says. “There is so much going on in the world today, and if we can pause for a few moments to find the humor—there is humor everywhere—our days are so much better. We deserve a great laugh!”
For more information, review copies, or interviews please contact the author at:
Patrick Brown
Email: pbrown8745@gmail.com
Website: http://writtenbypatrickbrown.com/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/onemorethingtoread
TWitter: https://twitter.com/patrickwrote
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